Tuesday, April 17, 2012

On Food in China

Saw this article regarding an operation for manufacturing poisonous disposable chopsticks that got busted.  The comments combed from QQ are hilarious.  Translated from the original Chinese.
腾讯龙岩市网友 djx
What’s left that is without poison, that can be safely used?

Boss, one fast-food meal, no disposable chopsticks…

★★★★★★: (responding to above)
Dishes cooked with drainage oil, haha, just rice, no dishes.

随疯: (responding to above)
Moldy rice polished with paraffin wax, haha, better just bring me a cup of boiled water.

Seven宋磊: (responding to above)
Water with too much mercury levels, you dare drink? Better just drink a northwest wind, who cares about the sandstorms.

谁牵动了我的: (responding to above)
Lots of air polluted by various poisonous gases, you might as well just go die!

–: (responding to above)
With cemeteries/burial plots so expensive, can you afford to die?

肇庆市 tuoni–(1): (responding to above)
Cemeteries/burial plots expensive, can only go jump into the ocean.

独孤求醉: (responding to above)
Jumping into the ocean pollutes the environment, must first pay a fine before jumping, and if help is needed for dredging/fishing up the body afterward, that’s another fee.

じ☆熊熊: (responding to above)
A body fished up will have its organs cut out, are you willing to let them fish you up? Better just use gasoline and burn it up!

〖����〗: (responding to above)
But gasoline is so expensive these days! Can you afford to burn it? Better just buy a shovel and find some mud to bury yourself.

老男孩: (responding to above)
All the land has been sold to property developers to build buildings.

苏州市 欧亚菲软床: (responding to above)
Can’t afford to live, can’t afford to die, my motherland, what are your people supposed to do?!!!

腾讯网友 草民一个:
The previous generation of people worried about whether or not they could get enough to eat. The current generation of people worry about whether or not they’ll die from eating. A sad + wretched place!

腾讯金华市网友 健家营:
This country is dangerous, must be cautious when reincarnating!
Is it bad that I think this is hilarious?  :)

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