I figure you all deserve to know why I haven't been posting these last few days. Well, the reason is pretty simple to explain. I've been out trying to save the world. It's a thankless job. I don't see any of you thanking me. But this is what I've been doing every single day, risking my life to protect your freedoms and make sure that you can live your lives in peace and happiness. You really should thank me some day. This particular mission was in Colorado, but the details are classified.